there are a ton of things that change when you go vegan your health can change the way you look can change your energy can change your just general outlook on life can change mine definitely did anyway but a lot of people don’t know that there are some very strange side effects to going vegan.
Why you must going vegan
they’re not really often talked about and I’ve never seen anyone make a post on it and these are just it’s just things that happen when you go vegan that you don’t expect and I thought I would come and make a post for you guys because if you’re thinking about going vegan then you needs to know these things you know your protein intake suddenly everyone gives a so you will notice when you go vegan that everybody suddenly cares about how much protein you’re getting they didn’t before but they do now everyone’s going to ask you but like where do you get your protein from and you’re just going to be like four takes and reread a book will yeah it does make you feel really cared about and loved but cucumber awesome I was not a fan of the cucumber I hated how it smell I hated how it looks I hated how it the weird texture the watery crunchiness in your mouth I absolutely despise the stuff but now since going vegan I bloody love it I can’t get enough of it I put it in salads I put it in sandwiches Toby Fair that’s pretty much all I’ll do right now I’m not going to stick it in a smoothie because it makes the whole thing taste like but there are other foods also that I hated before I went vegan and now I can’t bloody get enough of them and it’s just the strangest thing so if you if you’re looking to if you’re looking to get over some vegetable fears or some fears about eating weird food.
Just go vegan
go vegan it will just all you’ll just love everything is great obviously not me but you’re not everything else all the vegan stuff on me I’m way better than you if you’re reading this and you’re not vegan I’m automatically better than you ever since I gave up eating animals and drinking their fluids I automatically became better than you and that force that I like to metaphorically sit on every now and then Cheers got a little bit higher but don’t ride horses cuz that’s not vegan now go make me a tofu sandwich peasant people seem to think that when you go vegan you automatically turn into a shitty person no you don’t you just suddenly care about animals enough to stop eating them that’s all if you’ve gone vegan and you’ve turned into a shitty person that’s the person not the fact that they’ve gone vegan.
I am no longer a lion
it’s common knowledge that humans have the same physiology as lions and other carnivorous animals don’t be surprised if you can no longer go out and hunt wild deer with nothing but your bare hands or paws I guess and those massive canines that you always talk about they’re gonna have to be put to better use oh my god a tree if I see a tree I have to hug it I have to run up to it with open arms and just put my tiny little arms around his massive trunk just to let everybody know how much I love mother nature now I’m vegan I’m a full blown hippie and when I’m not out smoking weed or this there’s literally two birds flying outside my window there’s two pigeons flying outside my window so when I’m not out hugging trees and smoking weed I’m just chilling at home with some tofu and some tempeh.
Have a peaceful night
you will constantly find yourself stranded on a desert island every time you tell somebody who’s no vegan that you’re vegan they’re going to come back with but what if you were stranded on a desert island and there was only pigs would you eat them you have to give them an answer and be prepared for a shitstorm when you say I’d rather die than eat your Pig I stink of being false Nicole Arbour was right vegans do smell like bean farms but how she smelt me in dairy farts I think I know which one I prefer popping multivitamins all day every day because you simply cannot get any vitamins or nutrients from fruits and vegetables once you go vegan but it’s funny that before you go vegan everybody tells you to eat healthy by eating more fruit and once you go vegan you should cut down on the fruit and eat more meat and dairy you just can’t win your primal instinct to hunt cows chickens and pigs is gonna drive you crazy every morning I wake up and I have to prepare myself for the day and tell myself but I’m not going to try and eat a pig’s backside today eating me is so natural for us humans there will be farm animals everywhere haven’t you noticed how over the past few years as veganism has grown the amount of cows pigs and chickens out on the street has also gone up and it’s all because of those meddling vegans less of them are being killed so there’s nowhere for them to go and you’d think that with all the empty farmland in the UK they could just open some more sanctuaries and give them homes but no they’re just going to take over the world.